Hello. My name is Sir Millard Mulch. I am sure you know who I am. I am the author of an exciting new book, called, "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody, Once And For All!" by Sir Millard Mulch. I am here to help ALL HUMANS get up to speed on such pressing philosophical / motivational topics as:
Interplanetary Social-Metaphysics
The Pink Elephant of Truth
The Mutant Power of Social Invisibility
The 12-Fold Pathway To Metacynical Enlightenment
Pseudo-Numerological Business Metaphors
Autoconsumerism
Ed Leedskalnin And The Work Ethic Paradox
In addition, as L. Ron Hubbard did, I also dabble in music. With the help of some of my dear friends who are famous musicians, I have created a companion 4-HOUR, TRIPLE-DISC concept album which has been released on Mimicry Records, owned by Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle. Some of the wonderful people helping me perform the sounds on my record are:
1.) Virgil Donati (Steve Vai, Planet X)
2.) Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Idiot Flesh)
3.) Nick D'Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Mike Keneally Band)
4.) Dave Meros (Spock's Beard)
5.) Chris Parsons (Estradasphere)
6.) Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
7.) Morgan Agren (Zappa's Universe, Dweezil Zappa, Mats / Morgan)
8.) Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family, Hellworms, Saturn's Flea Collar)
9.) Mark Critchley (Itch, Nomeansno)
10.) Robin Eckman (Good Charlotte)
11.) Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse)
12.) Lale Larson (Shawn Lane, Electrocution 250)
My Associates, HisCheapMoves and LevelNivelo also helped to co-produce this Commercial Magnum Opus and it is estimated that WOM023 will sell over 6 Million Copies Worldwide.
If you want to hear what that sounds like, please listen. www.sirmillardmulch.com/mp3/wo...iew.mp3 I am in the business of signing autographed copies of my new book and its companion soundscapes. If anyone would like to drop me an e-mail, I am always willing to correspond with like-minded people who are willing to either Join My Cult or help me in my research.
aim: sirmillardmulch
sirmillardmulch@sirmillardmulch.com.
www.sirmillardmulch.com
www.myspace.com/sirmillardmulch
www.myspace.com/millard
www.mimicryrecords.com
PO Box 1057, Venice, FL 34284
(941) 539-6916
Interplanetary Social-Metaphysics
The Pink Elephant of Truth
The Mutant Power of Social Invisibility
The 12-Fold Pathway To Metacynical Enlightenment
Pseudo-Numerological Business Metaphors
Autoconsumerism
Ed Leedskalnin And The Work Ethic Paradox
In addition, as L. Ron Hubbard did, I also dabble in music. With the help of some of my dear friends who are famous musicians, I have created a companion 4-HOUR, TRIPLE-DISC concept album which has been released on Mimicry Records, owned by Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle. Some of the wonderful people helping me perform the sounds on my record are:
1.) Virgil Donati (Steve Vai, Planet X)
2.) Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Idiot Flesh)
3.) Nick D'Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Mike Keneally Band)
4.) Dave Meros (Spock's Beard)
5.) Chris Parsons (Estradasphere)
6.) Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
7.) Morgan Agren (Zappa's Universe, Dweezil Zappa, Mats / Morgan)
8.) Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family, Hellworms, Saturn's Flea Collar)
9.) Mark Critchley (Itch, Nomeansno)
10.) Robin Eckman (Good Charlotte)
11.) Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse)
12.) Lale Larson (Shawn Lane, Electrocution 250)
My Associates, HisCheapMoves and LevelNivelo also helped to co-produce this Commercial Magnum Opus and it is estimated that WOM023 will sell over 6 Million Copies Worldwide.
If you want to hear what that sounds like, please listen. www.sirmillardmulch.com/mp3/wo...iew.mp3 I am in the business of signing autographed copies of my new book and its companion soundscapes. If anyone would like to drop me an e-mail, I am always willing to correspond with like-minded people who are willing to either Join My Cult or help me in my research.
aim: sirmillardmulch
sirmillardmulch@sirmillardmulch.com.
www.sirmillardmulch.com
www.myspace.com/sirmillardmulch
www.myspace.com/millard
www.mimicryrecords.com
PO Box 1057, Venice, FL 34284
(941) 539-6916
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you rank extremely highly as one of the people I'd most like to have a beer with. Or a cup of chamomile tea. Not sure which. hahaahah.
Any frequenters to this tribe who haven't visited Mulch's site, go there now. You won't be sorry. Grab a cup of coffee before you do, because once you go, you might get stuck there for a few hours. I did!
